christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Ed Sheeran || Thinking Out Loud
baby, we found love right where we are…
I need a glass of water.
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god
My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.
tips for college:
- no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
- dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
- dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom
- dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
thug life more like ugh life
this is it®
the gasps throughout the entire audience after she starts bleeding are fucking amazing
This changed everyone’s game